BMW-forkortelsen forklaret

Der er igennem tiderne opstået mange sjove, provokerende og fornærmende forklaringer på,
hvad BMW står for. Her er nogle stykker af dem på hhv. engelsk og tysk:

Babe Magnet Wunderbike

Bad Man's Wheels

Basic Marin Wheels

Badly Made Wobbler

Bad Marriage Wagon

Bald Middle-aged White guy

Barbarian Motor Works

Bavarian Manure Wagon

Bavarian Marriage Wrecker

Bayerische Mittelklasse Wagen

Bavarian Money Wagens

Bavarian Motorcycles Wimps

Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder

Bavarian Milk Wagon

Bavarian Murder Weapon

Be My Weapon

Be My Wife

Be My Wings

Beats Me Wilhelm

Beats Mere Walking

Beats Most Winnebagos

Beats Most Women

Beast Made Whole

Beautiful Mechanical Wonders

Been Mighty Wobbly (cirka /5)

Been Mighty Worryfree

Beer,Motorcycles,Women

Bent Meeting Wall (beskriver en R90/6, der har fået den tur, ifølge ejeren)

Best Machine (on) Wheels

Best Motor Works

Best Motorcycles (in the) World

Best Motorcycle Worldwide

Beyond My Wages

Big Manly Willy

Big Mean Woman

Big Mean Whore

Big Metal Wastage

Big Middleclass Wagon

Big Money Wasted

Big Money Waster

Big Money Withdrawal

Big Money Worries

Big Monthly Wage

Big Mutha Wheelie

Bikes Made Weird

Bikes Made well

Bike Might Wheelie

Bike Moves Well

Bite My Wallet

Bikers More Wise

Bikes Made Weird

Bings May Work

Bitch Moan & Whine

Bite My Weiner

Black mit White

Blew My Wad

Bloody Magic Wheels

Blow Money Willingly

Blue mit White

Bob Marley and the Wailers

Bodacious Moto-Woman

Boobs Made Welcome

Boring Motorcycle Works

Borrow Money Weekly

Bowel Movements r Wonderful

Break My Wallet

Break My Window (bil)

Break My Windshield

Breaks Most Wrenches

Bring Many Wrenches

Bring Me Women

Bring Me (a) Wrecker

Bring Mechanic With (you)

Bring Money in Wallet

Bring Money With

Bring More Wampum

Bring More Warsteiner

Bring More Weinerschnitzel

Bring More Wine

Bringing More Weight

Bring My Wallet

Brings Me Women

British Mini Works

Broke Man Walking

Broke My Wrench

Broken Money Waster

Broken Motor Works

Buff My Woddie

Built My Way

Bunch (of) Maintenance Work

Bunch (of) Money Wasted

Burning Melting Wreck

Burns Men's Wallets

Bust My Wallet

But (it) Might Work

But (the) Motor's Weird

Buxom Machine Waiting...(Bryster)

Bring Mich Werkzeug,.......betyder Bring Mig Værktøj.

Basteln Mit Wonne

Bei Mercedes Weggeschmissen

Bin Masslos Wichtig

Brett Mit Warzen

Bring Mich Werkstatt

Bring Mir Werkszeug

Bumse Mich Wieder (Betyder 'Knep mig igen')